George Clooney… “Darling… How About It…?”

George Clooney

Mister… President…?

Howabout it

George…?

Of course… “après”… the fabulousPresident Obama

“J’adore”…

We believe… you’ve

GotIT.

“Pour… commencer”…

You’ll… be plunging

In

From the… right angle…

So… to… speak.

Thehumanitarian

Tangent

We… passionately believe… that is the essential ingredient to become… leader of the most dynamic and powerful nation… on the planet.

George

Forget… “Les girls“…

Forget… socialising

LakeComo

You say… you’re lonely…?… (call me…?)

“Non… Non… Non”…

LeCloonéy“…

Has… a lotto offer

Not only… are you… the most popular guy

Not only… do women swoon when they’re in your… charming irresistible presence

(“je suis fidèle àSean Connery“)…

Not only… are you devastatinglygood looking

Affable… “proche”… generous…

A… modern day Cary Grant… “presque”…

You’re also intelligent… talented… an award-winning actorfilm directorproducer… and screenwriter

A political activist… a promoter of humanitarian causes

Parexcellence“…

You’re… genuine

Nothing fake… about you… Mister Clooney

Not only… did you… increase the sales of Nespresso to… astronomical heights

With your… delightful… naughty and mischievous twinkling black eyes enticing us… to rush out to buy every Nespresso coffee machine in town… and… every blend of the sixteen NespressoGrand Crus… en plus”…

Deliberately… enticing us with…

“Nespresso… What else?“…

A.a.a.h…

MonsieurClooney

We’re…

Swooning

“Déjà”…

Yourecharismatic

Magnetic

You’re…

The… genuine article

To… become…

Monsieurle Président“…

Splashed in today’s newspapers… were photos of you being charmingly arrested… outside the Sudanese embassy in Washington D.C… admirably… drawing attention… to the plight of the Darfur problemmakes you even more of a…

Presidential target…?

Monsieur Cloonéy“…

You’re… the tops…

You’re… delectable

Darling…

How about

IT

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2 thoughts on “George Clooney… “Darling… How About It…?”

  • 17th March 2012 at 8:32 pm
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    This guy for president….yessss

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  • 17th March 2012 at 8:36 pm
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    Thank you for this wonderfuly written post on George Clooney, I was impressed by his stepping outside his comfort zone and speaking out for a humenatarian cause.

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